I hate all girls vehemently.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think my moral compass just broke
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