Dual....:-)
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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