so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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