Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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