hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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