Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
No subtext here. People are naked.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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