i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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