Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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