first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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