Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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