he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
did i just pee glitter
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
