Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
false alarm. still invincible.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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