I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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