Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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