Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.