Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.