but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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