I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Your cock deserves a montage
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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