Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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