why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I know her cup size but not her name....
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