I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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