I hate your face
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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