he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me