So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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