U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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