If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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