Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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