doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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