when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.