even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I am naked and annoyed.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.