you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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