i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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