Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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