omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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