Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my being single is dangerous.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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