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go home
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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