she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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