I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
the day after is always just damage control
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You had me at "let me see your balls"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize