Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize