I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
3pm strippers are depressing
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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