this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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