and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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