we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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