found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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