i would punch a child for taco bell
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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