u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.