Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.