Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now