margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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