He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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