Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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