So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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