i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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