ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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